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(The Sun is a Star, we just call our star the Sun.)









































The best things in life aren’t things…..

we recently had flooding at the Miami Zoo Here is my helpful advise.


the first advise a father ever gave his son in golf was by an old Scotsman, he said, ” Slow down laddie, ye Nae hit it on the backswing ya know.”


Sam Snead, ” I like my mind blank and my body Loosey Goosey.” 






I am working on a new super power where I watch people exercise and I lose weight…
















Don’t need anything for Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5FI5nJsMk











And it seemed to me like you lived your life, like a candle in the wind..




























We Had a
Handyman who helped my Mom out around the house, nailing fences, etc. His name was Al.When my wonderful mother started to lose her memory to Alzheimers my two little grandchildren were talking to each other about it.
The three year old girl said, ” Grandma Grandma can’t remember nothing.”and her brother, 5 years old, replied, “That’s ‘cuz she got hit in the head with Al’s hammer.”

Humans are animals too. You are a monkey’s uncle.




My friend bought his ex-wife a plunger, he says she like to bring up a lot of old crap….


WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ???

NOTHING !!!!




Marriage is like the Vet, and men are like the excited dogs who can’t wait to go for the ride,until they find out where they are going.Do you read only one book, see only one movie, eat only one food?
I could go on here, isn’t Variety the spice of life?
Marriage and Mirage are so similar.
Marriage is an Institution, do you want to be in an institution?.
WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT?







