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Official NASSA Petition
We must change the name of Uranus now. Don’t dick around and blow it, we can do it if we all come together over this hot issue. Europe has suffered enough, support URPEANIS now.
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A gay guy is getting a prostate exam and the doctor pulls out a dozen roses from the guys anus. “What’s this?” The Doc asked.
“Read the card, read the card.” the guy replied
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What’s not to like about condoms, I have three on right now. I like it that you can not feel anything when you wear one. Isn’t that just great. Avoid heat and wetness. Feel Zippo…
My first sex partner wearing a thong…
even today I feel quilty
if I use my left hand.
like i’m cheating somehow….
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My friend bought his ex-wife a plunger, he says she like to bring up a lot of old crap….
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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” Camille Paglia
“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men fake whole relationships” Sharon Stone
” Divorce, from the Latin, to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams
“Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.” Billy Crystal
“Women feel uncomfortable undressing in front of other women, women, they say, are too judgmental whereas men are just grateful.” Robert De Niro
” It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom,” Joan Rivers
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, natural things, that money can buy.” Steve Martin
“Bigamy is having one wife too many , monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde
“Doctors report that men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms, they say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” Dustin Hoffman