Funny Short Stories
Lift me up
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ImageBad Speling ? a Quiz
ImageI have seen lots of spelling bees,
but few mathematical moths.
Mommy knows best
ImageUranus Stinks
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Official NASSA Petition
We must change the name of Uranus now. Don’t dick around and blow it, we can do it if we all come together over this hot issue. Europe has suffered enough, support URPEANIS now.
Parking Rules
StandardMagic moments sawn in half
StandardNow you know how it is done…..
The Eyes of Love
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Shout out to Mount Horeb, Wisc.
Golf and Death
StandardDon’t let them keep you talking…
Mrs. Claws (the cat)
StandardAre you Kitten Me?
Dream Root
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Fascinating Space Facts
StandardWe live on Planet Earth, it is spinning at 900 mph. There are an unknown amount of Planets and Moons. ( most likely 100’s of Millions.)
There once were two earths, they collided and it slowed the earth down so we could live on it. There were two moons formed from the collisions debris and they collided and became one moon, the moon is higher on the dark side.
The Earth and Moon are circling the Sun at 69,000 Mph
(The Sun is a Star, we just call our star the Sun.)
(You evolved from star stuff.)
The Sun is circling the Milky Way Galaxy at 40,000 Mph, it takes 200 Million years for one orbit.
The Milky Way is 100,000 light years in Diameter (across)
(Hercules A, another Galaxy, is 1.5 million light years across)
The Milky Way is 16,000 light years thick, its contains 100 Billion Stars
Where Earth is, is only 3,000 Light Years Wide.
Earth is 30,000 Light years from the galactic Center.
The Milky Way is moving a Million miles per day away.
The next nearest Galaxy is Andromeda, it is 2.5 Million light years from us.
The speed of light is 670, Million Mph plus.
The universe is expanding in every direction at the rate of 12 Million miles per Second.
It is one of 100 Billion Galaxies.
Adding these speeds together,
right this moment, you are moving at approx. 720 Million Miles per hour. ( Fast aren’t you ?)
There may be 100 Billion Universes ( Multi-verses)
It is most likely Universes grow, rather than being made, or put together like a machine or object.
What’s it all about Alfie???
(God only Knows?)
Like a Rolling Stoner
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Holding Hands
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God Wins
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Life Alert
ImageClutter tips for the tipsy
StandardProstates are no Joke
StandardA gay guy is getting a prostate exam and the doctor pulls out a dozen roses from the guys anus. “What’s this?” The Doc asked.
“Read the card, read the card.” the guy replied
Dashing thru the Snow
StandardDon’t need anything for Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5FI5nJsMk
Thank You Jesus
ImageCondom History
StandardWhat’s not to like about condoms, I have three on right now. I like it that you can not feel anything when you wear one. Isn’t that just great. Avoid heat and wetness. Feel Zippo…
Cat in the Hat on Aging
ImageOver the Hill
StandardNurses Rule
StandardTrust me on this.
StandardDoes anti-matter matter?
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God Bless the Child
ImagePunny Business Dylan
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Can you forget you have alzheimers ?
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We Had a
Handyman who helped my Mom out around the house, nailing fences, etc. His name was Al.
When my wonderful mother started to lose her memory to Alzheimers my two little grandchildren were talking to each other about it.
The three year old girl said, ” Grandma Grandma can’t remember nothing.”and her brother, 5 years old, replied, “That’s ‘cuz she got hit in the head with Al’s hammer.”
Alice in Wonderland Quotes
GalleryAccidental Squirrel
ImageJUST JOLLY JOKES
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Why I Love Eeyore
StandardMayberry RFD
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