ZEN Wisdom




There are no Zen Maters, there is only Zen…

Zen masters do not contemplate God when they peel potatos

they simply peel  potatos.





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Jeff Gordon Final Race 2015




at five years old my grandson Jason drew this picture of his hero Kale earnhardt sr #3 (the intimidator) crashing in the final lap at the daytona 500, when i asked him what that thing to the right was, he replied, ” that’s an angel coming to take Dale to racing Heaven.”


Last Night I had a “Dry” Dream


“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”   Camille Paglia

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men fake whole relationships” Sharon Stone

” Divorce, from the Latin,  to rip out a man’s  genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams

“Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.” Billy Crystal

“Women feel  uncomfortable undressing in front of other women, women, they say,  are  too judgmental whereas  men are just grateful.”  Robert De Niro

” It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom,”  Joan Rivers

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, natural things, that money can  buy.” Steve Martin

“Bigamy is having one wife too many , monogamy is the same.”  Oscar Wilde

Doctors report that men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms, they say they cause severe swelling.  So what’s the problem?”  Dustin Hoffman