Guess who was a Syrian Refugee?
Steve (Jobs creator) Jobs
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The best things in life aren’t things…..
I am working on a new super power where I watch people exercise and I lose weight…
Don’t need anything for Christmas
And it seemed to me like you lived your life, like a candle in the wind..
We Had a Handyman who helped my Mom out around the house, nailing fences, etc. His name was Al.
When my wonderful mother started to lose her memory to Alzheimers my two little grandchildren were talking to each other about it.
The three year old girl said, ” Grandma Grandma can’t remember nothing.”and her brother, 5 years old, replied, “That’s ‘cuz she got hit in the head with Al’s hammer.”
My friend bought his ex-wife a plunger, he says she like to bring up a lot of old crap….
There are no Zen Maters, there is only Zen…
Zen masters do not contemplate God when they peel potatos
they simply peel potatos.
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” Camille Paglia
“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men fake whole relationships” Sharon Stone
” Divorce, from the Latin, to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams
“Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.” Billy Crystal
“Women feel uncomfortable undressing in front of other women, women, they say, are too judgmental whereas men are just grateful.” Robert De Niro
” It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom,” Joan Rivers
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, natural things, that money can buy.” Steve Martin
“Bigamy is having one wife too many , monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde
“Doctors report that men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms, they say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” Dustin Hoffman