Can you forget you have alzheimers ?


Unknown-1We Had aUnknown-2 Handyman who helped my Mom out around the house, nailing fences, etc. His name was Al.

When my wonderful mother started to lose her memory to Alzheimers my two little grandchildren were talking to each other about it.

The three year old girl said, ” Grandma Grandma can’t remember nothing.”and her brother, 5 years old, replied, “That’s ‘cuz she got hit in the head with Al’s hammer.”



ZEN Wisdom




There are no Zen Maters, there is only Zen…

Zen masters do not contemplate God when they peel potatos

they simply peel  potatos.





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Last Night I had a “Dry” Dream


“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”   Camille Paglia

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men fake whole relationships” Sharon Stone

” Divorce, from the Latin,  to rip out a man’s  genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams

“Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.” Billy Crystal

“Women feel  uncomfortable undressing in front of other women, women, they say,  are  too judgmental whereas  men are just grateful.”  Robert De Niro

” It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom,”  Joan Rivers

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, natural things, that money can  buy.” Steve Martin

“Bigamy is having one wife too many , monogamy is the same.”  Oscar Wilde

Doctors report that men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms, they say they cause severe swelling.  So what’s the problem?”  Dustin Hoffman