Quirky Quotes
exercise and weight
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Read this if you think thinking is good..
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The heart of nature
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Shout out to Mount Horeb, Wisc.
Right up Tornados Alley
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Golf and Death
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Forward these to a friend
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Don’t need anything for Christmas, new christmas song…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5FI5nJsMk
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Syrian Refugees
StandardGuess who was a Syrian Refugee?
Steve (Jobs creator) Jobs
Fascinating Space Facts
StandardWe live on Planet Earth, it is spinning at 900 mph. There are an unknown amount of Planets and Moons. ( most likely 100’s of Millions.)
There once were two earths, they collided and it slowed the earth down so we could live on it. There were two moons formed from the collisions debris and they collided and became one moon, the moon is higher on the dark side.
The Earth and Moon are circling the Sun at 69,000 Mph
(The Sun is a Star, we just call our star the Sun.)
(You evolved from star stuff.)
The Sun is circling the Milky Way Galaxy at 40,000 Mph, it takes 200 Million years for one orbit.
The Milky Way is 100,000 light years in Diameter (across)
(Hercules A, another Galaxy, is 1.5 million light years across)
The Milky Way is 16,000 light years thick, its contains 100 Billion Stars
Where Earth is, is only 3,000 Light Years Wide.
Earth is 30,000 Light years from the galactic Center.
The Milky Way is moving a Million miles per day away.
The next nearest Galaxy is Andromeda, it is 2.5 Million light years from us.
The speed of light is 670, Million Mph plus.
The universe is expanding in every direction at the rate of 12 Million miles per Second.
It is one of 100 Billion Galaxies.
Adding these speeds together,
right this moment, you are moving at approx. 720 Million Miles per hour. ( Fast aren’t you ?)
There may be 100 Billion Universes ( Multi-verses)
It is most likely Universes grow, rather than being made, or put together like a machine or object.
What’s it all about Alfie???
(God only Knows?)
Cars then & now & now and then.
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Like a Rolling Stoner
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Holding Hands
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Zippidy Zoodah
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we recently had flooding at the Miami Zoo Here is my helpful advise.
Golf, Mulligan Madness
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the first advise a father ever gave his son in golf was by an old Scotsman, he said, ” Slow down laddie, ye Nae hit it on the backswing ya know.”
Do you know what Scottish people call a Mullligan?
“You’d be lyin’ three then ay?”
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David Leadbetter meets the world’s greatest golf instructor, the Guru of Golf James Vilberg

Sam Snead, ” I like my mind blank and my body Loosey Goosey.”
- I played a lot of golf with Jimmy Walker’s Uncle, Johnny Walker….
Son of a Gun
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Can mass murders only happen in a Catholic Church?
Let’s get Physical
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I am working on a new super power where I watch people exercise and I lose weight…
Prostates are no Joke
StandardA gay guy is getting a prostate exam and the doctor pulls out a dozen roses from the guys anus. “What’s this?” The Doc asked.
“Read the card, read the card.” the guy replied
Sexy Jokes xxx
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5FI5nJsMk
Jumbled Famous Names
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Only the Good Die Young
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And it seemed to me like you lived your life, like a candle in the wind..
Thank You Jesus
ImageCondom History
StandardWhat’s not to like about condoms, I have three on right now. I like it that you can not feel anything when you wear one. Isn’t that just great. Avoid heat and wetness. Feel Zippo…
Extra Virgin?
StandardMy first sex partner wearing a thong…
even today I feel quilty
if I use my left hand.
like i’m cheating somehow….
Over the Hill
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God Bless the Child
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Can you forget you have alzheimers ?
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We Had a
Handyman who helped my Mom out around the house, nailing fences, etc. His name was Al.
When my wonderful mother started to lose her memory to Alzheimers my two little grandchildren were talking to each other about it.
The three year old girl said, ” Grandma Grandma can’t remember nothing.”and her brother, 5 years old, replied, “That’s ‘cuz she got hit in the head with Al’s hammer.”
Be kind to animals
StandardHumans are animals too. You are a monkey’s uncle.
Free Help for Everybody
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Alice in Wonderland Quotes
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WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ???
NOTHING !!!!
REMEMBERING LENNON
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Marriage is like the Vet, and men are like the excited dogs who can’t wait to go for the ride,until they find out where they are going.
Do you read only one book, see only one movie, eat only one food?
I could go on here, isn’t Variety the spice of life?
Marriage and Mirage are so similar.
Marriage is an Institution, do you want to be in an institution?.
SHOT BY A DUMB DENTIST
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WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT?