Uranus Stinks

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Official NASSA Petition

We must change the name of Ā Uranus now. Don’t dick around and blow it, we can do it if we all come together over this hot issue. Europe has suffered enough, support URPEANIS now. Ā  Ā Ā 

 

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Last Night I had a “Dry” Dream

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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” Ā  Camille Paglia

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men fake whole relationships” Sharon Stone

” Divorce, from the Latin, Ā to rip out a man’s Ā genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams

“Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.” Billy Crystal

“Women feel Ā uncomfortable undressing in front of other women, women, they say, Ā are Ā too judgmental whereas Ā men are just grateful.” Ā Robert De Niro

” It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom,” Ā Joan Rivers

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, natural things, that money can Ā buy.” Steve Martin

“Bigamy is having one wife too many , monogamy is the same.” Ā Oscar Wilde

Doctors report that men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms,Ā they say they cause severe swelling. Ā So what’s the problem?” Ā Dustin Hoffman